victoire weasley is a pokemon master.

( nothing wrong with a little imagination. i can be anything i want. )

[ appears as transcribed text to the Compound-bound, but shows up on the network as a video file to all those in ~Pokemon Land~. Responses can be written or taped if people figure ~that~ out. the camera is shaky, probably because Victoire handed it to Teddy and he's trying to be a ~film director~ and failing. They're on the second floor of the Pokemon Tower~ about to go up up up to find their grandmother, so that's the background, and they're all dressed accordingly. Victoire waves, and you might see Viktor's nose off to the side. ]

Hi! Teddy stop moving, geez. [ glare glare glare ] So, Teddy and Viktor and I - say HI, guys [ they might have said hi, but she talks over it anyway ] SO, Teddy and Viktor and I are in Lavender Town, and we're going to climb a tower to find out grandmama. But it's PERFECTLY SAFE mama, so don't worry.

I mean, I have Electrique, and Teddy and Viktor have theirs. [ Electrique, the Emolga, chatters on Victoire's shoulder, because of course. ] Anyway, we'd better start climbing if we want to get up there before the END OF THE WORLD. Who waits for their kids at the top of a TOWER? A TOWER? REALLY?

[ Victoire looks over the camera, and Teddy's voice can be heard. She rolls her eyes at whatever he says. ] Yeah, well, if she challenges us to a battle we're kicking her arse, grandmama or no! [ She reaches for the pokegear, her hand covering the screen for a second, and the video entry ~ends~ ]

[ OMEGA BLOCK ]

Yeah so is anyone else BORING THEMSELVES when trying to talk about school?

Like, I don't think my parents even think I'm keeping secrets, I think they just think school is the most BORING THING EVER.

I'm so bored listening to myself talk.

Ugh. OPTIONS: Invite everyone to that Pokemon watching night thing.

I have nothing else, IDEAS PEOPLE.

That was HILARIOUS. Although I don't know HOW I was in two places at once, but it doesn't seem like I was, because at the time I didn't THINK I was - ugh, time travel, WHATEVER. Teddy Lupin, the next time I'm your DREAM OBI-WAN you should LISTEN to me more instead of ARGUING WITH ME AND TELLING CHARLIE BUCKET YOU'RE HIS FATHER.

Also hahaha singing.

SUSIE, you did SUPER WELL, that was fun!

Yeah, Teddy, our DAUGHTER got out faster than us you. Clearly she takes after me!!

But really that was sort of fun. I don't know what the POINT was, but whatever it was hilarious.

Thanks VERY MUCH to everyone who made my birthday FUN! Thanks father-in-law Remus for the cake and food, EVEN IF you made us all eat salads (which were GOOD, I like fruit salad). Also thank you to everyone who did decorations and helped him and things, and thanks to Teddy and Susan and EVERYONE for the birthday wishes and presents and things.

By the way that lady who taught us about gingerbread construction really knew her stuff, huh?

XoXo VICTOIRE LUPIN (WEASLEY)

[ SCIENTISTS ]

So I'm ELEVEN today.

Can I have a wand, please?

On account of there isn't a Diagon.

edited to add: This is the BEST BIRTHDAY EVER.

TEDDY TEDDY TEDDY I have a wand!

Um obviously Teddy and I are fine we just { ... } won't go near gumdrop mountain again because people scolded us wow

Ugh gumdrops.

I hate gumdrops, they are the least worthy of all muggle candies.

Being BURIED in them and stuck for a while has only PROVEN I was entirely correct to detest them. My mum started saving us, and then Susie and Teddy's mum came by to help dig us out, it was just { ... } well I don't even know what do you call a gumdrop avalanche? CANDY WEATHER IS JUST STUPID SOMETIMES.

XoXo VICTOIRE APOLLINE LUPIN (WEASLEY)

p.s. This is still better than the other worlds, it's just REALLY NOT FUN to be buried in candy. Go figure.

p.p.s. AND MY SCREAMS WERE ALL PURPLE PROSE. Teddy kept laughing, like that helped.

I've never flossed so much in my entire life.

In case anyone DIDN'T figure it out, if you floss or brush your tooth thing stops crying. I mean, the one that cries when you eat candy. For DELTA people.

{ ... }

It's so creepy.

[ MR. DELTA ]

Is it EVIL?

[ POTTER / WEASLEY CLAN + MARRIED-INS/CHILDREN SANS WENDY ]

Okay so Wendy is a MUGGLE.

Has ANYONE told her not to go near Bellatrix Lestrange and OTHER RELEVANT PEOPLE??????????

this is semi-important because YEAH.

[WARDED TO CHILDREN / THE UNDEAD / APPARENTLY ALBUS ALTHOUGH SHE'S NOT AWARE OF THAT]

REALLY

AGAIN?!

Teddy I CAN'T TELL YOUR PARENTS BUT MY MAMA IS ALIVE APPARENTLY { ... } and everyone else.

it's like the thing with the dinosaurs enforced secrets

{ ... }

I mean I'm happy, but wow AWKWARD, it would be nice to tell everyone else.

I assume this is being autowarded since it's about something I can't talk about. Who can read this??????

[ SUSAN + TEDDY LUPIN ]

susie, did you get a potion?

[ CAN!DORA + KNAP!REMUS + TEDDY ]

Did you get potions???

[ UNAFFLICTED ]

is there anyone who really, really needs to sleep?

Papa va écrire à nouveau sur la volonté de Dieu, pour maman étant une prostituée ou un changelin and it isn't fair, it isn't true, elle est Vélane et cette affliction stupide ne devrait pas comment peut-il être quelqu'un d'autre? papa would never sauf qu'il est, il est, et je veux juste Dominique et Louis et mon papa et maman en arrière et Susan i miss shell cottage and the ocean and mama si je étaient plus âgés que je serais accroché trop? parce que nous avons le même sang teddy what if she never comes back, and we just remember this même si papa se souvient de qui il est, si maman ne revient jamais comme le maître d'armes n'a pas

[UNAFFLICTED]

no

[ UNAFFLICTED ]

MY HUSBAND IS RIGHT, YOU ARE ALL NUTTERS WHAT THE HELL MAMA THIS CAN ONLY END BADLY PAPA'S GOING ON ABOUT YOU SPEAKING IN TONGUES ON ACCOUNT OF FRENCH ALREADY

PLEASE STOP TRYING TO DIE

THIS IS NOT OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHY ARE WE THE ONLY SANE PEOPLE LEFT WE'RE TEN AND TWELVE THAT'S NOT OKAY

ALSO I FOUND OUT WHAT A DUCKING STOOL IS AND MY PAPA DEFINITELY IS THE BIGGEST CRAZY OF THEM ALL AND MY UNCLES AREN'T EVEN HELPING LIKE THEY SAID THEY WOULD BUT THAT WOULD MAKE PAPA ACCUSE THEM ANYWAY

BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW APPARENTLY HE LIKES ACCUSING PEOPLE OF WITCHCRAFT AND TRYING TO MARRY INSIDE THE FAMILY

HELL FUCK SHIT BLOODY SWEARING CURSEWORDS

not like my parents care since they're insane

[TEDDY LUPIN]

okay so

I'm not a harlot and I don't have a pox of wickedness

say happy things before i have to wake up and go to church and pray for mama's death and things

i think a ducking stool involves drowning, by the way

I am blessed to have a Father who looks after me like He looks after all of us, for with prayer perhaps my Soul can be Saved, the Lord be Willing.

[NON-AFFLICTED, SANS FLEUR]

Will someone please help me make certain no one thinks papa is marriable.

PLEASE.

He keeps saying I need a new mother ASAP.

ALSO HOW IS HE MEMORIZING THESE VERSES SO QUICKLY?!

ETA: HELP. HELP. HELP. HELP. PAPA WANTS TO MARRY OTHER-AUNT-GINNY HELP THIS IS NOT OKAY HELP.

ETA: ALSO I THINK HE IS TRYING TO KILL MAMA SOMEONE PLEASE STUN HIM AND DRAG HIM BEHIND BUSHES OR SOMETHING

ETA: WHAT IS A DUCKING STOOL?!?!?!

[FLEUR, UNVEILED ABOVE WARD]

Mama please please please do not let anyone see you please.

[BILL / FLEUR / VICTOIRE]

Hi!! Mama, Papa, Uncle George (OR FRED, people keep changing what they're saying) is here and is probably ours!

I said I'd tell you so I am!

Papa, he probably would like to see you, SO. He's from before me and before TEDDY.

ETA: Okay so this is Uncle Fred, so MAYBE you should both come now. Because.

This world could be a LITTLE more exciting. I MEAN, IT COULD TRY.

I vote STAR WARS world next, like TEDDY.

XoXo VICTOIRE LUPIN (WEASLEY)

[OMEGA SCHOOL STUDENTS]

HI, did anyone else try to talk about Salem?? I CAN'T.

Seeing as how LAST time we couldn't talk it was about the DINO VILLAGE, does this mean we're going to SALEM or that we just can't talk to adults about it on account of there's going to be a TEST?

Anyone ELSE tried???

HEAR YE HEAR YE

YOU ARE ALL OFFICIALLY INVITED TO THE WEDDING OF THEODORE REMUS LUPIN AND VICTOIRE APOLLINE WEASLEY

TO BE HELD IN FIVE MINUTES

SUSIE AND LUKE YOU MUST ATTEND OR YOU ARE GROUNDED

ALBUS YOU TOO

THAT'S ALL

EXCEPT IF SOMEONE COULD MAKE CAKE THAT WOULD BE EXCELLENT OTHERWISE WE'RE JUST HITTING THE CAFETERIA AFTER OUR GLORIOUS RAINBOW WEDDING

RSVP OR SHOW UP I DON'T CARE I WOULD MAKE THIS MORE OFFICIAL BUT I AM MAKING TEDDY'S WEDDING RING AND IT IS TIME SENSITIVE

XoXo VICTOIRE WEASLEY (SOON TO BE LUPIN)

(ALSO WE ACCEPT CANDY AS WEDDING GIFTS)

TEDDY AND SUSAN LUPIN IF YOU'RE NOT ALIVE AND WELL SO HELP ME I WILL BE VERY VERY VEXED. Albus Severus Potter this goes for you, TOO.

THIS WOULD BE THE TIME TO TELL ME YOU'RE ALIVE AND WELL, JUST SO YOU KNOW.

Please?

This is VICTOIRE APOLLINE WEASLEY (LUPIN) and this is totally not Neo-London so WHATEVER I give up.